Erotic Stories of Summer



i don’t think aliens exist

dancing alien gif

then wtf do u call this

For the strong independent woman I am, I’m so dependant on you.

And it scares me to death.



today i heard 2 kids talking about buying fake IDs after school and so i started eavesdropping cuz u know thats big kid stuff and then one was like “yeah but is all this really worth it like im pretty sure the fake IDs cost more than the fish we r gonna buy”

to buy fish at petco u have to be 18 or older

they were going to get fakes to buy fish


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